mysecretcaseInstagram report
Last 50 posts
How this data was processed
Every post in this report, the 50 most recent from May 9 – Jun 29, was read the way the brain decides what to engage with: through a framework synthesising over 100 years of research in behavioural psychology, cognitive science and media theory. Each post is scored on the why rather than on vanity metrics: the cognitive hook that earns attention, and the reward that earns the reaction. Every score is measured against this account's own median, so each figure reflects how far a post beat or trailed its baseline rather than raw counts. What follows is the output of that analysis.
Every metric, in one table
May 9 – Jun 29 · your 50 latest posts. Pick any metric to see how it moved over time.
Your content splits its bets across all three rewards
Every post earns a reaction through one of three psychological rewards. The arc shows the share of your content driving each one.
Mirrors the viewer's own life — earns the like. Your single strongest lever.
Practical, save-worthy posts. A dependable second lever.
Built to be shared or argued over. Barely present in your feed.
Your widest topics should be your tallest. They aren't.
Each block is a topic: taller = higher average performance, wider = more of your content. Blocks above the line beat your average. "Sexual Education" takes 38% of your feed but earns below your average — volume you're wasting.
Your top posts lead — but the middle holds its own
All 50 posts, ranked by performance. Tap or hover any bar to see the post. The top 5 take 40% of engagement, with a solid middle class behind them.
Every post, scored
Every post we analysed, scored on hook, body, reward and CTA. Flick through the shelf; tap any cover to open its full teardown.
What to post next
Each idea pairs a hook that already worked with a topic your audience already rewards — nothing invented, everything grounded in the analysis above.
““tanto le cose in Italia non cambieranno mai””
Split-screen carousel with modern-day photos on top and historical black-and-white photos on bottom
Replicates the highest-performing format (166k engagement) by using historical visual contrast to drive relatable social advocacy regarding women's societal progress.
“No, non vogliono insegnare LA MASTURBAZIONE NEGLI ASILI”
A carousel with a high-contrast title slide, followed by sequential slides featuring a cartoon hand pointing to a blackboard with educational text and a concluding summary slide
Targets the high-performing Social Reward pattern (128k engagement) by debunking educational myths using a structured, high-contrast blackboard visual.
“Anche la tua nonna ha vissuto la sua rivoluzione sessuale”
Carousel of vintage-style photographs with centered white text overlays
Replicates the 103k engagement vintage-photo format to humanize family members and drive intense emotional relatability around historical intimacy.
““Se mi amassi davvero, non usciresti con loro””
A carousel featuring split-screen illustrations of a couple in a car with text overlays, followed by a solid-colored informational slide
Mimics the 79k engagement layout targeting psychological manipulation in relationships, which directly triggers the dominant Relatability Reward.
“la terra”
Carousel with text overlays on varied imagery
Leverages the 48k engagement wordplay format to deliver lighthearted, humorous double entendres that capitalize on the audience's high demand for relatable entertainment.
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